Foma For Life

I cripple myself socially so that its easier for me to justify not having to be social. I think I do...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:08:03 -0500

I cripple myself socially so that its easier for me to justify not having to be social. I think I do it so I don’t get rejected.

"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking..."

Tue, 01 May 2012 21:48:37 -0500

“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.”

- “Lolita” by Vladimir Nabokov

This is the most beautiful first paragraph in the entirety of literature.

"I am the shadow of the waxwing slain."

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:28:45 -0500

“I am the shadow of the waxwing slain.”

- John Shade

"Poo-tee-weet?"

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:40:00 -0500

“Poo-tee-weet?”

- A bird

I’ve thought about getting a tattoo many a times. Right now is the closest I’ve actually ever come to committing to one.

"That is my principal objection to life, I think: It’s too easy, when alive, to make perfectly..."

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:24:45 -0500

“That is my principal objection to life, I think: It’s too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes.”

- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

(A week late for his anniversary, but more relevant to me right now)

WWBD

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 16:11:35 -0500

frankocean:

what would beyonce do?

"The only real failure in life is not following your heart. That and not partying."

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:42:24 -0500

“The only real failure in life is not following your heart. That and not partying.”

- Andrew W.K.

"Shall I project a world?"

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:33:59 -0500

“Shall I project a world?”

- Oedipa Maas

"I have a life boner right now."

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 13:14:23 -0500

“I have a life boner right now.”

- Kevin Luptowski

"Well you live in Texas now. You love the game of football. You just don’t know it yet."

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 20:18:44 -0500

“Well you live in Texas now. You love the game of football. You just don’t know it yet.”

- Coach Taylor

"If shit ain’t right and you’re a man, you’re fucking the wrong bitch."

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:12:59 -0500

“If shit ain’t right and you’re a man, you’re fucking the wrong bitch.”

- Mr. Terius Nash

Photo

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 13:17:08 -0500

"You are not as important as literally anything that can come to me through this device."

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 08:48:30 -0500

“You are not as important as literally anything that can come to me through this device.”

- Renny Gleason on cell phone usage in public.

"If the dinosaurs had a space program, they’d still be here."

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:14:29 -0500

“If the dinosaurs had a space program, they’d still be here.”

- Astronaut Ron Garan in his Reddit AMA thread (via brownpau)

"They say we ain’t acting right Always try to turn our fucking color into black and white But they’ll..."

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:59:00 -0500

“They say we ain’t acting right
Always try to turn our fucking color into black and white
But they’ll never change em’, never understand em’
‘Radical”s my anthem
Turn my fucking amps up
So instead of critiquing and bitching, being mad as fuck
Just admit: Not only are we talented, we’re rad as fuck.”

- “Oldie” by Tyler, the Creator

"Thank god. Let’s get the fuck out of Alabama."

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:25:22 -0500

“Thank god. Let’s get the fuck out of Alabama.”

- Ryan McLaren

"May you, like me, be happy."

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 14:25:45 -0500

“May you, like me, be happy.”

"You will always be a loser…and that’s okay."

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:39:00 -0500

“You will always be a loser…and that’s okay.”

- “No Future Part Three: Escape from No Future” by Titus Andronicus

Video

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:37:00 -0500

Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 14:32:00 -0600

Davis: You're just standing there telling me that all you want to do is get high, play some trumpet, and bbq in New Orleans your whole damn life.
Kermit Ruffins: That'll work.